tumblr is the saddest on the weekends because we see who has a life and who doesn’t
I think OTPs are subconsciously what we want in relationships
this shit hit me like a train
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
((Fuck, I’m on mobile))
If you your on mobile you can just hold the reblog button down
when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job
LETS GET SPOOPY!
Reblog to spread the SPOOPYNESS!
i probably shouldn’t quote this bit as often as I do
this is one of my favorite jokes ever
i….scared for life
oh my god.. what th-
Can we get the SPN fandom on this one?
…I think Lisa needs a medal for protecting that little girl.
“Good evening, we’re from the FBI. We’d just like to ask you a few routine questions about your husbands disappearance… Is your daughter home?”
Can we just laugh because someone ASKED us to come and take over this post? :D
“Little did the reader know that the author’s dad routinely abused her, and kept up an affair with the school teacher. The school teacher knew of the molestation but didn’t say anything out of her love for the author’s father. Lisa was protecting this girl, because Lisa was also a victim of sexual abuse from her father as well.”
forgot how to bird
the guy’s just like “fucking hell not again this is so embarrassing”
You Might For Some Reason Needs This One Day…
#thanks tumblr #you teached me #how to break into a car #with shoelace #how to escape from buried coffin #how to open closed doors with #safety pin #and now this #iam fully prepared #to attendance #into adulthood
Perhaps one day Tumblr can learn us the past tense of teach…
What happens to cats in zero gravity ? more educational gifs«
OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard
In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”
THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS
Astronaut: We need to fund 1.4 billion dollars.
NASA: FOR WHAT?!
Astronaut: We want to put kitties in space and have them float around in zero gravity.
NASA: Here is all the money. God bless.