2 hours ago
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canadianslut:

tumblr is the saddest on the weekends because we see who has a life and who doesn’t

2 hours ago
71,350 notes

xkeithyx:

floralparanormal:

I think OTPs are subconsciously what we want in relationships

this shit hit me like a train

2 hours ago
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sweetguts:

lifeis4chumps:

no why

a marshmallow is squished beneath the weight of knowledge

2 hours ago
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So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

the-doctor-and-his-companions:

ask-pinkamena-diane-p:

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG


HOLY SHIT

((Fuck, I’m on mobile))

If you your on mobile you can just hold the reblog button down

2 hours ago
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averagefairy:

when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

2 hours ago
76,625 notes
Track: UnknownThis is Halloween 8-Bit
Artist: Unknown
Album: Unknown
Played: 322205 times

jtgjosh:

LETS GET SPOOPY!

Reblog to spread the SPOOPYNESS!

2 hours ago
39,453 notes

cryingalonewithfrankenstein:

do-you-have-a-flag:

i probably shouldn’t quote this bit as often as I do

this is one of my favorite jokes ever

no really

ever

1 day ago
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goldenheartedpikachu:

selfloathinggay:

imsamsqueen:

deduction-to-seduction:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

mrfrostbite:

jemtheprincessbride:

weary-heartbound:

my-loki-sense-is-tingling:

wandererinterval:

mischievous-little-tricksters:

image

wtf

i….scared for life

oh my god.. what th-

what.

the.

actual.

fuck.

Can we get the SPN fandom on this one?

…I think Lisa needs a medal for protecting that little girl.

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Good evening, we’re from the FBI. We’d just like to ask you a few routine questions about your husbands disappearance… Is your daughter home?”

Can we just laugh because someone ASKED us to come and take over this post? :D

Little did the reader know that the author’s dad routinely abused her, and kept up an affair with the school teacher.  The school teacher knew of the molestation but didn’t say anything out of her love for the author’s father.  Lisa was protecting this girl, because Lisa was also a victim of sexual abuse from her father as well.”

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1 day ago
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enterxcaliblog:

hiseyescouldntlie:

sofapizza:

forgot how to bird

the guy’s just like “fucking hell not again this is so embarrassing”

"the guy"

enterxcaliblog:

hiseyescouldntlie:

sofapizza:

forgot how to bird

the guy’s just like “fucking hell not again this is so embarrassing”

"the guy"

1 day ago
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bongsucker:

okjol:

Black Hole bending light.

this is fucking terrifying

bongsucker:

okjol:

Black Hole bending light.

this is fucking terrifying

1 day ago
215,899 notes
bleedingsilverbird:

theboywhofangirled:

moriarty-sonicked-me:

gorgeousanon:

qazeb:

You Might For Some Reason Needs This One Day…



#thanks tumblr #you teached me #how to break into a car #with shoelace #how to escape from buried coffin #how to open closed doors with #safety pin #and now this #iam fully prepared #to attendance #into adulthood

Perhaps one day Tumblr can learn us the past tense of teach…

taught
1 day ago
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chickenstab:

halloween’s coming early on tumblr

1 day ago
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5 days ago
34,555 notes
carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

skidaddle-o3o:

#how to take a selfie

holy fucking shit

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

skidaddle-o3o:

#how to take a selfie

holy fucking shit

5 days ago
80,928 notes

pika-brew:

mrv3000:

sonneillonv:

underhuntressmoon:

voidbat:

explainervideo:

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

#FUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUU AAAAAAALLLLL #KITTY BARF

Astronaut: We need to fund 1.4 billion dollars.
NASA: FOR WHAT?!
Astronaut: We want to put kitties in space and have them float around in zero gravity.
NASA: Here is all the money. God bless.

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